Professional Line-Stander: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the most prestigious school for Line-Standers around the world. Here, you'll learn the delicate art of standing in line, doing nothing.

Our Curriculum:

The Art of Patiently Waiting for 5 minutes
The Science of Standing Still While Others Pass You
The Philosophy of Doing Nothing

Want to learn more? Visit:

Line-Stander 101: The Fundamentals

Line-Stander 201: Advanced Techniques

or check out our Forum to connect with other Line-Standers and share your experiences.

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